OT (I think not): NO shadows in Heaven 2004-02-18 - By Tony Owen
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You've been watching too much Groucho Marx. I think this was one of his
rifs.
> At 05:56 AM 18-02-04, Norbert E�er wrote:
> >Brittney Spears is stupid and ugly. Bush is god too and i am a polygon
based
> >Jesus.
>
> I'm a polycellulose-based treesus...all hail the dendrites, maestroes of
> the Xylemphloem, for they are a woody race...
>
> >Postscript
> >I do NOT apologize
>
> Apologia...? Et Poe, Logia!! Ahhh, logia; as with thesis and
anti-thesis,
> Logos alternates with anti-logos to create logorythms, which are what is
> played on the afore-mentioned xylemphloem.
>
> >for posting this, if anyone should be
> >offended at it.
>
> Upended? Appended? Backended...?
> Does this not then beg the question, Just whose backend is it
> anyway? Evidence suggests it is not mine, ergo, it must be someone
> else's. Scientific studies are currently underway to determine once and
> for all just how one differentiates one's own backend from that of
> another. This research is, however, being stymied by the recent discovery
> by a group of anthropologists, orchid-hunters, and would-be croc o' Dial
> hunters, of an isolated tribe of people who walk backwards, thus making
> thair backends their frontends, and visa-versa. Meanwhile, the hunters
> had, as part of a secondary expedition, not discovered the crocs o' Dial,
> thus were unable to take baths - they di, however, discovered crocs of
> other substances which did not permit close examination.
>
> >Any flaming that may arise is ignored in its entirety.
>
> What's that you said...?
> Any flimflamming that meets one's eyes should be Eyored....?
> Someone's film is an eyesore...? SOmeone has a cold and their eye is
sore
> and filmy...?
>
> Just what is going on here? I'm so confusioned. And confissioned. My
> molecules, you see, oscillate between splitting and joining in a chaotic
> pattern that falls into the category of a strange attractor, which
> maintains my corpulent corpus. Corpus vibrillosum so to speak. Esprit de
> corpus so to speak.
>
> Assuming some sort of anti-vaporizations widget:
> Would one cast a shadow if one stood on the surface of the sun?
> Would one cast a shadow if one were at the center of the sun?
>
> - Kris K.
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