OT (I think not): NO shadows in Heaven 2004-02-18 - By Kris Krieger
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At 05:56 AM 18-02-04, Norbert E�er wrote:
>Brittney Spears is stupid and ugly. Bush is god too and i am a polygon based
>Jesus.
I'm a polycellulose-based treesus...all hail the dendrites, maestroes of
the Xylemphloem, for they are a woody race...
>Postscript
>I do NOT apologize
Apologia...? Et Poe, Logia!! Ahhh, logia; as with thesis and anti-thesis,
Logos alternates with anti-logos to create logorythms, which are what is
played on the afore-mentioned xylemphloem.
>for posting this, if anyone should be
>offended at it.
Upended? Appended? Backended...?
Does this not then beg the question, Just whose backend is it
anyway? Evidence suggests it is not mine, ergo, it must be someone
else's. Scientific studies are currently underway to determine once and
for all just how one differentiates one's own backend from that of
another. This research is, however, being stymied by the recent discovery
by a group of anthropologists, orchid-hunters, and would-be croc o' Dial
hunters, of an isolated tribe of people who walk backwards, thus making
thair backends their frontends, and visa-versa. Meanwhile, the hunters
had, as part of a secondary expedition, not discovered the crocs o' Dial,
thus were unable to take baths - they di, however, discovered crocs of
other substances which did not permit close examination.
>Any flaming that may arise is ignored in its entirety.
What's that you said...?
Any flimflamming that meets one's eyes should be Eyored....?
Someone's film is an eyesore...? SOmeone has a cold and their eye is sore
and filmy...?
Just what is going on here? I'm so confusioned. And confissioned. My
molecules, you see, oscillate between splitting and joining in a chaotic
pattern that falls into the category of a strange attractor, which
maintains my corpulent corpus. Corpus vibrillosum so to speak. Esprit de
corpus so to speak.
Assuming some sort of anti-vaporizations widget:
Would one cast a shadow if one stood on the surface of the sun?
Would one cast a shadow if one were at the center of the sun?
- Kris K.
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